Are you for math, or are you for Hillary?

“Are they for the oil companies, or are they for you?” – Hillary Clinton, using her innate powers of economic idiocy to question the patriotism of Senators that won’t vote for her gas tax holiday.

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Zero tolerance

A high school student in Portland just pulled an awesome prank, sending a letter to every parent on school letterhead encouraging them to allow parties with alcohol and sex after the prom. Of course the prank was obvious (at one point if referred to the school, Lincoln High, by it’s nickname “Drinkin’ Lincoln,” and the envelope contained a condom), harmless, and very funny (it could even be argued it was sensible… I see nothing wrong with 18 year-olds having a few beers, especially if they have parental consent). So the administrators chuckled a bit, remembered all the shit they got away with when they were kids, sent a correction letter home and let it go at that.

If you believed that then you haven’t been paying attention. Of course they didn’t blow it off, instead they’re totally wigging out.

Shelby said the school is actively trying to find whoever initiated the scam. “It’s a high school and students talk,” he said. “Given the amount of exposure this has had, I’m fairly confident the school administration will find the source.”

But this joke may have severe consequences. Officials say students involved could face punishment ranging from detention to suspension. And a district policy says that any student who receives disciplinary action such as a suspension within two months of graduation can be barred from participating in the graduation ceremony.

And the kicker:

Additionally, officials are working with authorities to find out if any laws were broken.

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Yeeeeargh!

At least I’m guessing that’s how Howard Dean punctuated his call for superdelegates to tell him how they voted right now. Rather than wait for the convention. When they actually have to vote. According to Democratic Party rules. You know, the rules that Howard Dean is in charge of.

Dude, you really should have seen this shit coming a mile away, back when you allowed your party to have this ridiculous super-delegate system. Just goes to show… the Democratic Party is teh dumb.

More proof that liberals are stupid, a comment on that article:

FELLOW DEMOCRATS

LET’S WORK TOGETHER
I AM A HILLARY SUPPORTER, HOWEVER I WILL VOTE FOR OBAMA IN THE GE IF HE IS THE NOMINEE.

OUR COUNTRY CAN’T STAND ANOTHER BUSH TERM.

Another Bush term? No, we didn’t repeal the 22nd amendment, and no, Jeb ain’t running. Yet.

Even more proof that liberals can’t read good:

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Subtracting one from infinity

One of the dumbest lack-of-context freak-outs ever. At least she took down the picture of Balko labeled “pig/Antichrist.”

Her friend FloraFauna in the comments doesn’t seem to be much brighter… best case is that she’s being completely nonsensical. Because implying that the guy who’s done so much on the Corey Maye case is lacking in humanity, is, to put it mildly, a touch unreasonable.

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Not the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen

But still pretty damn stupid. Enjoy your hour of darkness, ecofreaks.

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