Mass hysteria
June 17th, 2004
Claims that dogs are smarter than cats because they can be trained really get my goat.
Zelda’s food has to be hidden in the pantry; otherwise, Daisy eats it. Daisy has seen Zelda open the door many times, but when it closes she just sits and pants. Stupid dog.
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But how smart is your goat?
I’m not sure I can judge. After I wrote this entry he ate the door to the pantry. Now the dog is puking up cat food, and the cat looks hungry, and I wish someone would really come get my goat.
Is that a fat joke?????????? And you better not be calling me a goat!}:(