Ok, I can’t seem to stop blogging
At least not until the puking starts again (please, no).
My buddy Matt, the RoverPundit is having a run of terrible luck recently. First, he got layed off, which ain’t that bad. Jobs come and go. Then he got cryptic questions stalkerifically scrawled on his parked car, which is scary, but at least the messages weren’t threatening. Finally, last night, some overbite-plagued subhumans threw something off an overpass into his windshield. It was apparantly a rotary sawblade, which is even more malicious than your usual rock. Luckily it also hit the roof, or it would have come right through the glass and embedded itself into Matt himself.
We’d all urge him to stay in a bed for a while, but the car scrawler knows where that is, so I guess he’s just screwed. Hope you survive, buddy.
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