Fifty unsexy things
September 21st, 2003
The staff at Nerve list fifty unsexy things.
5. Lord of the Rings. The movies are fine, but did you know that if you read the trilogy three times in a year you actually get your virginity back?7. Nu Metal. Musical genre or soundtrack for gang rape? The debate continues. As fads go, makes goth look positively sensible.
18. Your cats. Attachment to a non-human mammal that doesn’t give a fuck about you bespeaks emotional damage. It’s the kind that transforms you from “alluringly quirky” to “certifiable.”
And my favorite, since it evidently makes me sexy:
36. Employment. People always talk about “becoming their job,” which is the most heinous thing ever.
There are lots of other good ones, read and comment.
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What is “Nu Metal”?
Korn, that crappy band with like, nine members, other stuff like that.