The Zomby Five
Yep, I’m finally getting my Zomby Five. Looks like I get the last set, too.
1. Idi Amin: evil tyrant or misunderstood, visionary barbecue cook? Discuss.
I had to look this up, actually. He killed about one hundred thousand people, which doesn’t make him a Stalin or a Pol Pot, but does qualify him for evil tyrant.
2. How did you meet Beth? I forgot to ask at the shindig…
3. How many seashells could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck seashells by the seashore?
Well, I think a woodchuck would shuck, not chuck, seashells. Zero.
4. In the blogosphere, who forms your own personal Axis of Evil?
Can you have an Axis of Evil of only one person? If so, it’s Pejman.
5. More frightening: Oompa Loompas or the “Little People” from Wizard of Oz?
Dude, Oompa Loompas all the way. Those fuckers were nasty.
6. And your bonus question, because it became kind of a tradition around here. And because you’d whine if you didn’t get one. I’m buying, what are you drinkin’?
I’ll have their most expensive twenty-year single-malt.
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Any discussion of terrifying monsters begins and ends with Sleestaks.
Damned, evil Oompa Loompas.
Thank goodness we aren’t at a bar, thank goodness I’m not buyin’, and I’ll remember this, pal…
Make it a double!
In the interest of giving evil its due, and for the historical record, blah, blah blah; idi killed about half a million in only eight years.
And ate some of them.
In case you were wondering.
He also ate in front of some of them. There were rumors that after his first military purge he had his enemies heads put on poles around his dinner table and lectured them for not supporting him while he ate.
Because We Like BHMatt
BHMatt linkage. I’m doing it for the kids… Have you voted for your favorite yet? I was personally going to…
Okay, maybe not evil. Maybe just really, really disturbed and scary.