A cure for the dog days: The SFB: 2003
Alright, this lack of traffic is truly sucking. It’s mostly my fault, I haven’t been posting anything good or original, but I’m stuck with a true lack of material. Nothing happens in August, and I can’t post about all that much going on in my own life because I’m afraid of alienating potential employers/girlfriends. So it’s once again time for a useless, ridiculous, extremely popular popularity contest!
Yep, that’s right, it’s the second annual poll for the Sexiest Female Blogger! Nothing from last year’s contest will be changed. Any female with a blog can play. I’m limiting the voting to the first fifty contestants, and I might split that into two divisions with the top five or so from each getting into the final round. Nominations will be taken starting now, and that round will close at midnight on Saturday the 16th. The poll will be up and voting will begin by noon on Monday the 18th. Polls will close on Thursday at midnight and a winner will be announced by noon on Friday.
A couple of rules: any blogger that doesn’t wish to participate merely has to email me and they will be dropped without any fuss. Pictures of the contestants are encouraged but certainly not necessary; this is primarily based on your blog and your writing. I ask that no one vote more than once, and I’ll have some vague security that won’t get in the way (one vote from each IP. I’d do a registration system so you get one vote per email address, but that’s a pain in the ass and is almost as easy to fool as the IP scheme. It’d really just be an excuse for me to play around with MySQL).
My only nomination will be Heather Havrilesky of the Rabbit Blog, last year’s runner-up. Check out her killer funny posts from last year. The top post and one on the 4th are both shameless shilling for votes. Let me assure you that just because Havrilesky is my favorite is no guarantee that she’ll win. She was one of my favorites last year and she came in second.
So, get your nominations in now, and get ready to watch the fun!
The Nominees:
Alina, Totalitarianism Today
Allison, Allison Lives
Andrea, Too Much to Dream
Angel, Amethyst Angel
Anna, Primal Purge
Annika, annika’s journal and poetry
Armeen, take offs and landings
Bitter Bitch, The Bitch Girls
Cat, Cat’s Weblog
Claire, e-Claire
Courtney, courtney
Da Goddess, Da Goddess
Deb, must be nice
Dirty Whore, Dirty Whore
DJ MoFo, Shut Yo Mouth!
Donna, Donnaville
Elizabeth, Gawker and ElizabethSpiers.com
Emma, caoine.org
Gennie, Dizzy Girl
Heather, Rabbit Blog
Ith, Absinthe & Cookies
J-Mo, Reflections: J-Mo
Jennifer, Jennnifer’s History and Stuff
Jared, Worshipping at the Altar of Mediocrity
Jo, Commentary du Jour
Judy, jewdez
Julie, Lone Prairie Art Works
Kate, Electric Venom
Kathy, pixelsphinx
Kelley, Suburban Blight
Lisa, Glimpse of a Grrl
Mackenzie, tiggobitties
Madpony Sisters, Madpony Sisters
Margi, www [dot] margilowry [dot] com
Master Yoder, The Accidental Jedi
Meg, Meg
Melly, Ordinary Morning
Michele, A Small Victory
Moxie, the moxology
Nicole, go fish
Pooja, Rowena Ravenclaw
Rachel, Rachel Lucas
Rebecca, sweat flavored gummi
Robyn, Ain’t Too Proud to Blog
Rossi, rossi rant
Sara, Sara for President
Shannon, bitter-girl.com
Shelli, Not Me
Skits, Gratuitous Sax and Senseless Violens
Spreegirl, The (mis)Adventures of Spreegirl
Stacy, Tricksy
Statia, Pizza Dreams
Sterling, Trueboy
Suzie, fluttergirl
tanya, redsugar muse
Trueboy, Trueboy
Vicky, Liquid Courage
Virginia, Dynamist Blog
Yvonne, Aged and Confused
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Sexiest Female Blogger II
My own personal blogfather is running a wonderful contest: The Second Annual Sexiest Female Blogger contest. Run and get in…
Too Sexy For My Blog
Ahem. Vote. That is all….
Obviously the first choice has to be the adorable callypigian Kate at Electric Venom. But let’s not forget lovely Rachel Lucas who is unfortunately no longer elligible to participate in coed hijinks as she just graduated. Anna at Primal Purge rounds out my submissions.
i’ll second kate and rachel, and i’d like to nominate michele, suzie at fluttergirl, and rossi.
sexiest blogger
it’s that time again. politics and cats be damned. this is important. go give matt your nominations….
Navel Gazing Month™ Update
Well the August Is Navel Gazing Month™ meme seems to have caught fire. Bloggers are running scared to invent different, unique ways to navel gaze in entertaining ways. You’ve got lists, sexiest female blogger contests, Blogger Awards, bloggers in…
I’ve got a few suggestions:
Allison (www.allisonlives.com)
Donna (www.donnaville.com)
Kelley (www.suburbanblight.net)
Nicole from go fish
Sexiest Female Blogger?
Another contest, this time for the sexiest female blogger. Hopefully it’s a contest that will run longer than my contest
Sexiest Female Blogger?
Another contest, this time for the sexiest female blogger. Hopefully it’s a contest that will run longer than my contest
yvonne from agedandconfused.com
she’s got my vote!
I nominate Ith, from Absinthe & Cookies
I nominate the sexy and smart Jennifer from http://jenlars.blog-city.com
Wusses. I nominated 15. Sixteen when I get around to adding Rachel Lucas.
Not that Matt is going to let me get away with that…
Yeah, Kate’s got it, hands down.
Clearly you are all missing the finest: The Madpony Sisters.
http://www.madpony.com
Any Bitch wins! Check them out: http://www.thebitchgirls.us
Please add Dawn and Moxie to the ballot.
wow, jen, I’m touched. Can I do you?
she’s so sexxxxxay
i read about it first at shelli’s, and then saw it mentioned again over at anna’s place and felt compelled…
Kate? You gotta be shitting me! Maybe for the most disgusting and vile blogger.
MELLY! Melly from http://www.ordinarymorning.net.
What about Annika! She’s a fox
*cough*
J Mo – J-mo.com
The Mad Pony sisters – Madpony.com
Moxie – Moxie.nu
True & Sterling – Trueboy.blogspot.com
Sarah – Morethanthat.com* (*on a blog break)
Meg – Meg.AmericanGirlsAreEasy.com
and… so many more
yep
Where’s the j-mo option?
I second (or whatever) the nominations for Moxie and Annika.
Annika, The Bitter One and Kelley for sure but I also want to mention:
Julie @ Lone Prairie Art Works
I just have a really bad feeling I’m going to end up very humiliated here! *looks for all my boobie and ass pictures*
Humiliation ain’t part of the game. Check the posts in SFB: 2002, I think I handled everything with some class (key word: some). I’ll only announce the vote totals for the top ten publically, any of the rest of the contestants can ask and I’ll tell them how they did.
I got nominated for what?
Oh, you guys are nuts. This gentleman Matt Moore from The Blog of the Century of the Week is running a contest to determine who, by popular vote, is to be considered The Sexiest Female Blogger. I first saw news…
Since this will be based on popularity- I won’t be asking how I did. Thats all
Heh… Am I a Blog Babe?
Go on, stroke my ego for me… Nominate me, go on… there’s sex in it for ya! (Next November.)…
Keep It Up!
I almost forgot to mention that for Matt’s Sexiest Female Blogger contest, I’m submitting this….
Queen of Putrescence
Someone is looking for brownie points — I have been nominated for the Sexiest Female Blogger contest [along with many…
Moxie, J-mo, Yvonne and Angel.
I will only participate if there is a special section for fat, smelly pregnant women. ‘Cause I got that beat hands DOWN!
Andrea Harris. I assume it’s on personality.
Kate, without a doubt.
Andrea Harris, is, of course, a great choice.
I’m gonna throw a few that I feel have been overlooked in myself.
Rebecca
Armeen
Virginia
Jared @ Worshipping at the Altar of Mediocrity!
idontfeelsogood.blogspot.com
I happen to think she’s way hot, and since someone else nominated me, I think that should carry some weight.
Here She Is…
…Miss Blogistan! I, along with several other estrogen-infused bloggers, have been nominated for sexiest female blogger. And no, Dever and…
god, i forgot yvonne, melly, and andrea. what a moron. i’ll throw in robyn, stacy, heather, pooja, and sara too, now that my brain’s functioning.
Kelley is the winner
Well, I think Tanya puts us well over 50 nominations. Time to code.
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I nominate skits.
A vote for Courtney here!!!!
just in case you expand the noms, i’d like to nominate Dirty Whore. well, ‘cept she hasn’t been very sexy lately. but usually… really!
Alina Stefanescu @ Totalitarianism Today
http://alina_stefanescu.typepad.com/totalitarianism_today/
and zombyboy thinks he’s great for getting sixteen. i think i sent in fifty alone.
*blush*
a little hyper lately. please feel free to ignore half of mine as other people send in new nominations…
An exercise in sexism and objectification
Which, of course, is more than enough justification right there. Matt Moore of The Blog of the Century of the…
The Miss Blogiverse Contest
I’m not going to state any preferences in the Sexiest Female Blogger poll (not until the checks clear anyway), but…
I’d add Spooky from the BitchGirls.
Meanwhile…I ain’t gonna vote for anyone whose picture I haven’t seen!
All of the above.
WooHoo! Another Jen!
I found another JenBlogger! Go me! I ran across J-Mo here. So…welcome J-Mo to the Axis of [JG]en! p.s. I’m keeping my vote secret…and as wonderful as she is…I’m not going to nominate Mookie….
you know, that kate comment about disgusting and vile was really uncalled for.
my guess it’s just crazy jealousy.
wooooooooo
just being on this list
makes me feel like
smoking
and putting on my red velvet
except of course
its 90%$#@^& degrees in the shade
and the thought of velvet is kinda like
velcro
but well you get the point
Whoa I was nominated? How did that happen?
*cleans up and stands pretty*
I can’t believe that someone hasn’t nominated JettSuperior yet. Whats up with that?
Sexiest Female Blogger
Our very own Ren has been nominated for the Sexiest Female Blogger Award! Be sure to vote on Friday, ladies.
…
*cough, cough*
Shameless Plug Update: I’m in the final round….
I guess I should stop picking my nose, huh?
I don’t know who/what/when/how but I’m. . .uh,
Well to be truthful, I’m stupefied.
Thanks.
Y’all are too kind. I am honored to find myself in such lovely company.
Shameless Plug
It was pointed out to me that I am nominated. Aw shucks. It was the cowboy hat … wasn’t it….
Where is the Tenth-Muse.com
Joanie
Syd
Moxie
Andrea
Kate
Oh, there are so many sexy, strong women on the web. How to choose?
I am voting for Dagoddess…Hope this is where you vote.
Also put in a vote for Moxie and Melissa!
This is definitely where you vote, Peach. Tomorrow at noon.
Who…what….huh?
How the hell did this happen? I guess I’ll have…
But I am the Sexiest Female Blogger!
See what happens when you get all involved in this War stuff and have to work 12 hours days in a Technology Free Zone™? You find out that no one has nominated you for the SFB awards… Sigh. Oh well,…
Now I’m REALLY bitter, Matt. What? No renomination this year? Come on. #8, and at times, as high as #4! Well. You’ve shaken me out of my vacation mode… I’m cranky now.
If I can’t win, everyone had better vote for Rebecca of Sweat Flavored Gummi. Or else.
Love,
Shannon
aka bitter-girl
http://www.bitter-girl.com/archives/000882.html
I come back from vacation only to find Matt at TBOTCOTW is running the Sexiest Female Blogger contest again and…
There. The bitter one hath spoken.
Rachel Lucas, of course. Anyone who says otherwise is an asshat.
oh, what the hell, i’ll nominate myself, Natalie from All Facts and Opinions, if for no other reason than the fact that no one else would.
I nominate Susie of http://pp.mu.nu
Someone needed to nominate her.
I want to nominate EricaLynn at http://www.ericalynn.com
I vote for bitter-girl because i can!
I nominate Susie of Practical Penumbra
She So Sesssy…
It’s Friday. You know what that means… No, it’s not time to replace the hamster wheels in the Lake Erie…
Man, Shannon, whiny much? I thought about throwing you in last night when I was looking at last year’s results, and so I did.
You’re welcome.
I nominate Serenity of Serenity’s Journal.
You have to include “The Broad” at BroadatBat
Guess subtle humor is beyond you, my dear. You can take me out of the poll. Give some newer ladies a shot at it…
Though, everyone – vote REBECCA OF SWEAT FLAVORED GUMMI!
Maripat of Right we Are wins hands down. The essence of sex appeal that girl…
I Nominate rightweare.com
Aw, thanks Kevin and Radical!
It *Is* the Silly Season
It’s not enough that we have 135 . . .er, “choices” for Gov., a contest to Find Saddam’s Relatives, and the addition of not only Warren Buffett and Geo. Schultz to Ahnold’s campaign, but Rob Lowe?!? [nice pic – the…
Well, since Frank already nominated Susie…I’m gonna nominate Jen of jenlars.blog-city.com
Megan McArdle (Jane Galt) at Aysmmetrical Information!
Some notable exclusions…
Audrey of melodynelson.com
Laura of themodernage.org
Lindsay of lindsayism.com
Claire of zulkey.com
Alyse of pop-trash.com
Ultragrrrl of ultragrrrl.blogspot.com
Eva of evachavela.com
Ria of hardglitter.com
What the..?
As we see yet another victim of idiotic “Blog Rage”* I have been trying to comprehend how things get so out of hand. How does a simple disagreement become a…
Atillagirl yea yea yea
Mirror mirror on the blog
What have we here. Sexiest female blogger? Me? Doubtful. But it looks like I have at least one vote. And I’d like to nominate Gary Coleman as my running mate. Our campaign slogan: If elected, one of us will rise…
Eva Chavela of http://www.evachavela.com !!!!
Little late, dude.
its very gorgeous that picture post… im excited to be there… see you soon!!!