Facial hair
I currently have a really big beard, and really big hair. I shaved off the beard and hair in one fell swoop a while back. I decided it was bad form when a total stranger approached me in the checkout line at the local grocery store, pointed at a copy of some such tabloid, and said ‘You look like him.’ The cover photo was of Johnny Walker Taliban.
I went home and shaved it all off, quicklike. Then he showed up in the news with the same freaky buzzcut! Obviously, I just can’t win, so I concentrated on growing it all back as fast as possible.
But now it’s out of control. So I ask you, dear readers, what should I do now? I’m sick of the hobo beard (see Ken), goatees are played, and I’m a little weak on hair in the soul-patch and/or mustache areas. Should it be fat Elvis sideburns, or clean-shaven? Keep in mind that the white-boy afro is staying; I don’t feel like paying for a professional haircut or completing the winter with a buzzcut.
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