The tallest Colorado blogger
That would be me. Which means I’m taller than all the rest. You wanna read a Colorado blog, and you wanna read the one by a tall guy, you’ve come to the right place.
Steve Green — Just what you think he’s like. Friendly, witty, and shorter than me.
Jeff Goldstein — Doesn’t look at all like Serpico, but he’s ready and willing to arm wrestle Jesse Ventura. Oh, and I’m much taller than he is.
Ben Fischer — He’s 17. He spots Michael Moore’s spelling errors. And he’s pretty tall, but not tall enough.
Doug Dever — He’s short. And he’s an asshole. A really short asshole.
Matt Traylor — Melodic first name. He’ll let you sit in his LandRover and listen to crazy techno at two in the morning and then give you a pack of smokes for the drive home. But he’s still short.
I’ve missed linking a whole bunch of short people here, and I’ll remedy that soon.
TBOTCOTW: Tall.
Update: Earlier I tried to find Andy’s blog, World Wide Rant, but I thought the name was plural. I just assumed that it’s a blog, so no way he put up just one rant. And I was right, there are several good rants over there. He’s smart, funny, and angry. Short people usually are.
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Shellshocking: short
I hate being short. I wish I could reach the thing on the high shelf. I wish I could look down on others. I wish I could be the annoying tall person in the audience that some poor short schmuck has to sit behind. I wish I had legs a mile long.
Jesse Ventura’s a frightened little bunny when I’m in the room.
You’re taller, but I got to flirt with more strippers. We’re holding auditions for my bachelor party last night — so you’ll understand why we had to leave a little early.
In five weeks I’ll still be taller. And I’ll still be allowed to flirt with strippers.
Damn it, someone has to reveal the truth about Michael. And by the way, everyone I met there was cool. And Matt was only taller than me by an inch.
Only an inch! You’re not still growing, are you?
I’m normally much taller than I was last night, but I wanted to avoid intimidating all of you with my height. I hope it worked.
Dude, did you remember to return that god-aweful shirt you were wearing to Ted Nugent this morning?
The Nuge was happy to get that “god-aweful” shirt back. He won’t kill an albino buffalo in anything else.
Nothing wrong with the shirt. Nothing at all.