RIP, sexy female blogger
June 9th, 2002
TBOTCOTW was saddened to learn today that Sasha Castel died on some day in the distant future. Sasha will be missed. She never let an anti-Semitic French wife of a Chinese restauranteur get away with snubbing Israeli students. Alas, the Sexiest Female Blogger will be chosen tomorrow, so it hardly seems worthwhile to remove her. But let me leave you with this tip: if old people and sex is gross… I think you know I’m going with this, and you’re tagging right along behind, aren’t you? What a filthy mind; you should be ashamed of yourself.
Popularity: 3% [?]
While we’re on the subject of sexy female bloggers, I have neither met this Raven Wolf person nor do I read her blog and yet… I find myself hating her and all her cheating minions.
STOP CHEATING ALREADY.
Just because Matt (middleName=”moron”) Moore said you all could cheat, doesn’t mean you have to. That’s my impassioned ethical plea: if you’ve already voted for your preferred sexy female blogger already, shut the fuck up and stop making the other sexy female bloggers feel like losers for not having loser hacker sycophant cockwalloper friends (like you). (And you have a big nose, too.)
I have no real stake in any of these polls (at least the ones I’m not officially a candidate in)(okay, I’ve met and like Ravenwolf, but I could say the same about at least three others on the list), so let me add my two cents here.
First of all, we’re not electing a parliament here, so I can’t get worked up over any “cheating” going on. It’s like the All-Star game; there’s a pile of ballots on the aisle, so go nuts. If you can attract the loyalty of some people to vote multiple times, that seems pretty valid to me.
As for the Rabbit vs Ravenwolf battle, I think it’s pretty fun, though it seems to bother you. Yes, we all know that The Rabbit’s traffic is probably about 10 times that of The Raven, and she has spent most of the last week trying to push this sizable traffic to the poll any “fair” vote would have the Rabbit well ahead of the Raven.
So frigging what.
Fine, subtract about 300 of the Raven’s vote if that makes you feel better; that’ll move The Rabbit up to about 22% and all those other sexy females up about 0.5%-1% each. Then we’ll all be happy and sexy.
But until then…GO RAVEN!
Ken, you should hear what everyone on the server I frequent is going on about. Their going through insane “Get out and vote” campaigning among their entire freaking computer labs.
Hell, one gaming league on their front page is supporting RavenWolf. So, is it a crime that not all of her votes have come from blog, and her other areas?
So you center your accusations of cheating based on sheer numbers alone? Have you stopped to consider that Raven Wolf has a lot of friends and acquaintances outside the blogging community as well? She mentioned the vote on an IRC I frequent, and, being the trusted evil minion that I am, I voted.
Raven Wolf for Evil Overlord!
-Pyro
Jeez, can’t you guys stay on subject? A beloved blogger died in 70 years, by Jebus! Show some respect!
Hey, its OK Matt. What you don’t know is that in 90 years, Sasha will be cloned, and in numbers where everyone will have their own little Sasha to have around, and final world peace and Utopia is achieved..
Frankly, Matt, at least I was thoughtful enough to have my great-grandson G473.2 send Sasha’s family a lovely space-bouquet, so keep your damn accusatory tone to yerself.
Ken “Don’t Blame Me, I Voted for Kodos!” Goldstein
Umm, I don’t know what yu guys are all talking about, I thought Dawn was leading. And who died? Guess I must have been rooting around in my own sphincter.
All I know is that a good whine every now and then really cleans out the systems. Like so many other eliminations. Come to think of it, I’m surprised there aren’t day spas for whining — wouldn’t that be great, like pyschotherapy but with white cotton robes, slippers and aromatherapy? And whining?
Isn’t that what Psychologists are for?
Well, mayber we could get something a little less expensive…
Oh wait..thats what blogging is for…Nevermind : )