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June 24th, 2002
Tony sure is a manipulative dude. First, one-hundred new sidebar links. Fine, I’m more than willing to do my part. I’m even considering opening up a bunch of anonyblogs just to link to him. But now, he wants to be number one in Google. Top Tony. Not Toney, or Toni, but the Tony. I’m actually worried about doing this. After I’ve invested all this linky love in the busbloggy, what the hell is Tony going to demand of us next? And how am I going to say no?
Please, Beyonce, think of the bloggers. Don’t make any more prove-their-subservience suggestions to Tony. We’ve proven it. We’ll do whatever Tony asks, and I’m afraid that his next request will require kool-aid, black Nikes, and a flaming T that’s visible from space.
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Drinking a little laced kool-aid is worth it for the Reverend!