Funny reader mail
I got an email from Robyn, aka IRok4God, a few days ago.
Do u live in Whitney,Texas? You sound like this guy that i know from Whitney…please eMail me back and lemi know. Thanks a bunchesRObyn
Jesus Loves Ya… and so do I!
Love you too, Robyn, but who is this Jesus guy? Make mine Jebus!
No, Robyn, I’m not from Whitney. I’ve never even heard of Whitney! Please note that I’m also none of the following:
I’m not a policy analyst at the National Center for Policy Analysis. But if I worked for the NCPA I’m sure I would be a policy analyst, because that’s what they do!I do not have a Mandy Moore fanpage or picture gallery. Nor am I related to Mandy Moore. My sister Karen, though, has much in common with Mandy: she is quite lovely, and also can’t sing!
I’m not currently devouring the UCLA playbook (why would I want to, for the fiber?), but I am partial to Mom’s cuisine.
I was not born in Elkhart, Indiana, and I’m certainly never going to be the president-elect of anything.
I’m not a member of the Open Door Foundation. I am, however, supportive of open doors in general. Unless they are fire doors. Then they should remain closed.
Idea of googling yourself and then writing about the other suckers with your name was stolen, without permission, from Owen Rodgers. Apparently also stolen from Tony Pierce.
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Matty, I think Tony Pierce did it first.
Shows what I know.
I’m changing my name to ISurf4Porn.
I want this Pierce character to footnote my self-googling (plagiarism is so unbecoming non-academic types) unless he’s related to Charlie Pierce, in which case my Pierce fanboy-ness force me into munificence.