For the guys who dig chicks
June 19th, 2002
If you go over to Dawn’s new poll (scroll halfway down, it’s on the right) and vote for her to fantasize sexually about a guy, rather than the sweat flavored gummi, your red-blooded male het card is now invalid.
If you vote for yourself then you should have your Miranda rights abrogated and be tried for narcissism by a secret military tribunal.
If you vote for me then you are the kind of person that writes love letters to felony inmates.
If you don’t vote at all, what the hell are you doing reading this? Aren’t you missing Wednesday Mass?
Dude! Hot girl-on-gummi action! Get votin’!
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