And You Will Know Dawn by the Trail of Blogs

Until now I held the record for the blogger with the least hits with an Up Yours interview. I now gladly relinquish that title to shell, writer of this widely praised comment:

In a post 9-11 world, I feel it’s my duty as a woman to wear clingier clothing, flirt more outrageously, have more orgasms, and get on top more often. In short, anything that’s taboo to the islamofascists.

Now that’s homeland security! [JSBX] I’m gonna let you get on top! Get on top! …Aww, shucks. You make me feel so unnecessary. [/JSBX]

Off to an incredible start, here’s shellshocking.

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5 Comments on “And You Will Know Dawn by the Trail of Blogs”

  1. Dawn

    If only I had inspired you, abeam and treacher to start a blog – I would be complete and satisfied like an all night hot love orgy fest.

    hmmm abeam, you, treacher = all night hot love orgy fest. I didn’t even plan that!

     
  2. Well, you didn’t inspire TBOTCOTW, but ever since I found Up Yours I find myself mentioning sex in just about every post. I’m not sure that’s a good thing.

     
  3. That’s okay. Dawn and I are sure enough for all of us.

     
  4. Dawn

    Shell – I am so glad you came over to the dark side. My sex life has dramatically improved!

     
  5. Mine too!

     

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