Return of the woo
I’ve been attempting to romance the 10% boy-lovin’ portion of Rebecca St. Amand for quite a while now. Not so surprisingly, I’m clearly not going to get anywhere, but the thrill of the chase, oh yea! I’ve impressed her with my love of Sleater-Kinney, previously everyone’s favorite two guitar, two dyke band (uh, until dyke #1 got married. Maybe I do stand a chance of winning the gummi’s love!) I’ve thrilled her with promises of get-out-of-jail-free cards. And she was totally shaked and baked by my ability to lift heavy things.
Then I made a risky tactical decision: It was time to let her know that I’m not just some spineless, reverse fag-hag (what do you call straight men who like the company of lesbians, pray tell?) I let her know that I hate pudding pops. A mistake, you say? I should think not! For it caused my competition to reveal himself.
But fuck if I stand a chance against this Haardvark, this Laughing Boy, this man who’s very name is Hanson minus Zac. He’s smarter than me, his blog is much cooler than mine, and goddammit, Heather Havrilesky linked to him.
Popularity: 2% [?]
1.) I don’t know from cooler, but I do have more pictures on my site.
2.) I’m huge – HUGE – in Korea.
3.) Sweet Nourishing Gummi… maybe there’s room in her closet for both of us?
boys boys boys! don’t fight over me, im not like marcia brady quality over here you know. im jan-like. without the emotional breakdowns. or maybe with, im not sure. we could all hang out and watch the home shopping channel together. wouldn’t that be swell? just the three of us. and some wine. a very special episode.
Mmmmm, home shopping. And wine. Next time I’m in the Boston area, for sure.
What a threesome you guys would make – I am just not sure what this world is coming to. May I pile on too – just to mix it up a little? I am a good wrestler and I don’t mind feet!
I’ll bring Dawn if Ike finds and brings the PGOAT.
I have hired nine Dutch hotel dicks to find her. (I love living inside our own private dimestore romance novel.)
Meanwhile, might I suggest we recruit Faith Soloway for the better to sate Jan’s majority appetites? I’ve got her phone number in one of the nineteen old and now battery-less mobile phones laying around here at Laughing Boy World Headquarters.
Click on that majority appetites link. No really: do do.
Oh what the hell, it’s such a good song I’ve put in up on my server, in easywicketfast download form:
Faith Soloway’s Queer in Revere