Can Matt woo Rebecca?
May 22nd, 2002
My attempts to woo Rebecca St. Amand of sweat flavored gummi actually seem to working. After I offered to lift heavy things, wax her car, and bail her out of jail, I got this promising response:
i think im starting to be wooed! god that is some
good wooing. now you are talking, boy! see, i can be
fix-it around the house, my specialty are toilets but
when i need something big and heavy moved, then i need
me a boy. and i really don’t feel like waxing my car.
my ex-girlfriend did that for me, that’s about all
she was good for. i could really use the get out of
jail free card. i’ll definitely keep you in mind for
that! gonna go break things now.
Well, at least I’ll be the first person called once the cops catch wind of Rebecca’s illicit activities. Maybe she’ll even vote for me for sexiest blogger.
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