Scary pictures of Matt
April 26th, 2002
By popular demand, my old North Carolina driver’s license: Keep in mind that this was six years ago, it wasn’t Halloween and I looked like this everyday in college. I held down a co-op job at Cisco for eight months with this haircut!
Sorry, the newer picture was lost in a server crash.
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dude i thought u looked cooler before. Now u look like some computer nerd. Get rid of the beard. hair is too short for you grow atleast an inch or two get a professional when u go in go to a different they are fuckin you with ur new hairdo.
The beard and hair come and go, but I shall always be a computer nerd.
i liked ur other pic better too…it wasnt to scary i mean just get a goti NOT a beard thats like my dad…and get wild hair its cool but have it controled…
YOU ARE FUCKIN UGLY ANYWAY, YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF
i want you baaaaaaaaaaad! please send me an email back and we will get it on !!!
Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aND A THOUSAND FUCK FOR URSELF.
I think you looked much better before. You could still have facial hair like that and sort of that hair do, but just trimmed more. If you looked like the first picture, but shorter hair, you would look pretty hot.
you sdmell and you look funny
dude u looked better on the first pix the second one makes u look like a pervert. Go back to da first one.
ewwwwwwwwwww…. your ugly in both of them, take them off the site!
well, you look like my sub mr. hanky (yes that’s his real name!) and well, he has sweat stains…BAD!, go back to the first one, PLEASE!
Don’t listen to anyone saying negative things. I don’t think there’s *anything wrong with the way you look in either picture. But to me it looks like two totally different people..How’d you change your nationality?
Thanks for the support, April.
I look a lot more like the first picture right now, Cara, except that I have chops rather than a goatee.
U FUNII KUNT, grow da fro again, u looked lika sik kunt in da 1st pic, like some serial killa or somefin,i tell ya i wuldnt mess wif ya
i think u looked well better on da first pic.but u look ugly on both of them as dusty sed u sould kill urself
you are sooooo hot in both of the pictures. i’d fuck you right now if you were here.
you are very hot! do you have a girlfriend?
Guy … i too have a terrible drivers license … so i can appreciate the horror and ridicule that comes along with a bad hair day … ur a hottie … one.
Sarah, in fact, I do not have a girlfriend, or even any prospects at the moment! Read my more recent posts to learn of Matt’s travails with the womenfolk.
Mat,
U luk lik a reel doofus but plees dont kil yurslf. Cuz yur mama luvs u.
Wowsers!!! I stepped onto the wrong site…. i thought this was a FUMBLE!!!! HAHAHAHAHA
You like that dont ya?
YEa
My name is matt two.
I pooped my pants when I looked at those pictures.
Whoa, how did i get back here again?
this is like a constant trip…..
Rubber Blubby trubs the cradle
know what im saying?
yea
so whats up?
MATT!!!!! wow! those are crazy pictures!!! I love your website. keep up the GREAT work!!! Holy crap! i cant get over how cool this site is
Keep it reel horndawg
Hey Fuck them all. I think that they should go kill themselves, because they are big fucking losers!!! SO FUCK YOU EVERYONE! (besides Matt)
Thanks, Mandy.
i think u luk beta wiv an afro u sik fuka
Scary Crap Man!
u suk my penis ugly cunt
Dont listen to them Matt, I think your hot
fucken slut
any1 bought harry potter 2?
i luv alan rickman
p.s ur FUCKING UGLY!
God. You are the most ugly person i have ever seen in my life……mabe u should ware a bag over ur head or kill your self
I don’t think you look as bad as everyone says you do. You are probably a very nice person and it shouldn’t matter what you look like, even though I think you do look better in the first pic but we all get older. Plus everyone has bad pictures of themselves, you just had the balls to put yours on the internet.
hey deary,
dont worry what other people are saying..your probably a very nice man. If i wasnt 75 yrs old i’d date you in an instant. PS i like younger men if you’re interested!!! just call me grams! dont mind the email address i have to use my gransons hotmail service. just type mertle in the title box. thanks hun.
hey every1 is so mean to matt you guys c’mon be nice ppl. hey matt im sure your a nice guy, and keep being nice dont turn into an asshole like my x . keep up the good work
hey matt
u should ignore all the rudes ppl and i think you look fine in both but better in the first pic and it shows wht kinda a person u are by doing this and the other ppl hoo are sain bad stuff about u are just tryin 2 be cool….
well in the 1st one u looked like a feek and em in the second one well em u look like my doggies ass and that aint a pretty site so go get a new face ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well im 42, and i love long walks on avenue J. And im looking for Mr. right.
P.S. my name is matt too
mark…er um…matt…(blush) you are a hottie….
Mat, you must be really brave to put those pictures on the internet for everyone to see. I have some very bad pictures myself. But I would not let anyone see them! Haha! You must have a lot of courage, and I totally respect that.And don’t listen to those weirdos, man, you look great, although you were much much nicer in the first picture, but everyone gets older, and we like different things.So now you have different hair.I like it, it is much-much more controlled, it is not as long and messy as before, which means you care more about yourself, and that is natural because as I mentioned, everyone gets older. You understand more now,so you take care more of yourself.
If you would like to chat, add me to your msn messenger. My e-mail adress is: vickysardelis7@hotmail.com
See ya later.
that bitch, on line 30, needs to stop talking about people that bitch cant spell worth shit, and she probably looks and smells like shit… so bitch he may be ugly to you but on # one..
I’d fuckem……… so just brush your hair… you’ll look just fine…
Devon..
Hey matt…it’s what’s on the inside that matters so keep up the good work!!
Hey
Your pic is very weird, however looks dont matter to me i would probably go out on a date with you but not in a public location. So keep ya head up and dont listen to mean remarks.
p.s. Dont kill yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You don’t look too bad i guess. I mean some of the girls in the UK don’t look nearly as good as you!
:)God loves you Matt. You’re Awesome in His sight. God Bless.
U SUCK
whatever your name is you are the uglist person it has been for me to EVER! see
:o:o:o:o:o:o:p:p:p yuck yuck yuck!!
MATT MY NAME IS rED rYIDER AND i WONT 2 FUCK YOU!!;-)